So, I have this candidate that is in love with himself...let's call him Chris McAnnoying. I talk to him more than most of the other candidates I deal with combined. Finally after LOTS of talks and advice he has accepted the position. Now, he has a whole new set of questions. How does relocation work? What areas of town are best? Will I get a sign-on (asked that one after accepting)? How do I give my two weeks to my current employer? Will you talk to my wife about finding an OB/GYN (not making this up folks)? And my favorite I received today... Does your company publish new hires in the local business journal? I can send a bio and pic... Are you kidding me? Talk about loving yourself.